A letter to the editor
Dear George W. Bush,
Congratulations, Mr. President! With the help of the Republican Party (and even the Democratic Party), the national and several state legislatures, as well as the Supreme Court, you have finally succeeded in taking us one step closer to having an authoritative government.
I suppose you are going to be the one who will take over as the dictator of our fine democracy once your second term of your legal presidency is up, but if not you, Mr. President, than someone surely will soon. Your excellent use of acronyms, Mr. President, has shown that a clearly unconstitutional program can be easily be passed in the name of patriotism. You have made our country so receptive to your beliefs through your political party that even some of the democrats legislation is being passed to prohibit sales of violent videogames.
I must also congratulate you on your ability to have our state governments follow in your steed, Mr. President. Thirty-four states passing a law requiring the mandatory recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance is impressive. Your use of the word "patriotic" has really caught on.
Most importantly, Mr. President, I must commend you on totally screwing up for my generation. The impacts of your actions, Mr. President, will have this country in a dictatorship by the time I am 30. This war that you have thrown us in, Mr. President, will have me paying 50% taxes just to get us out of debt, but that’s assuming we will still have a country by then. With Iran getting nuclear weapons and you doing what you do so best, I seriously doubt our nation will last for more than 15 years.
So congratulations to you, Mr. President, on finally succeeding in something that all presidents before you have so desperately tried to do... Totally fucking up our country.
Your Most Loyal supporter,
teh Mephisto
P.S.
I like how you took my letter and change it around to blast those Fascist Democrats, Mr. President. Please, feel free to turn your down fallings on them as much as possible.
tM
Congratulations, Mr. President! With the help of the Republican Party (and even the Democratic Party), the national and several state legislatures, as well as the Supreme Court, you have finally succeeded in taking us one step closer to having an authoritative government.
I suppose you are going to be the one who will take over as the dictator of our fine democracy once your second term of your legal presidency is up, but if not you, Mr. President, than someone surely will soon. Your excellent use of acronyms, Mr. President, has shown that a clearly unconstitutional program can be easily be passed in the name of patriotism. You have made our country so receptive to your beliefs through your political party that even some of the democrats legislation is being passed to prohibit sales of violent videogames.
I must also congratulate you on your ability to have our state governments follow in your steed, Mr. President. Thirty-four states passing a law requiring the mandatory recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance is impressive. Your use of the word "patriotic" has really caught on.
Most importantly, Mr. President, I must commend you on totally screwing up for my generation. The impacts of your actions, Mr. President, will have this country in a dictatorship by the time I am 30. This war that you have thrown us in, Mr. President, will have me paying 50% taxes just to get us out of debt, but that’s assuming we will still have a country by then. With Iran getting nuclear weapons and you doing what you do so best, I seriously doubt our nation will last for more than 15 years.
So congratulations to you, Mr. President, on finally succeeding in something that all presidents before you have so desperately tried to do... Totally fucking up our country.
Your Most Loyal supporter,
teh Mephisto
P.S.
I like how you took my letter and change it around to blast those Fascist Democrats, Mr. President. Please, feel free to turn your down fallings on them as much as possible.
tM
posted by teh Mephisto at 4:06 PM
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